Washington Wizards forward Jared Dudley, thankfully, has long been one of the NBA's more entertaining wordsmiths, and he's already endearing himself to the locals that cheer for his new team. [ Follow Dunks Don't Lie on Tumblr: The best slams from all of basketball ] In a blog post entitled ' Our New Favorite Washington Wizards Player: Jared Dudley ,' DC Sports Happy Hour transcribed an interview Dudley gave to 106.7 the Fan, detailing the apparent rather unfortunate hygiene habits of former Charlotte Bobcats forward Adam Morrison. Dudley, who played with Morrison upon the shooter's return to action during the 2008-09 season, was less than enamored with how the former Gonzaga star took care of himself: "Adam Morrison," Dudley called out, naming a teammate from the 2008-09 Charlotte Bobcats. "Remember Adam Morrison? He never took showers, he did the chewing tobacco that he spit all the time, and he wore the same three polos the whole year. This is a guy who made a lot of money, too, at that time. He was the face of diabetes, he was doing everything, he was on the cover of college games, he was [everywhere], and he was by far the worst and [most] disgusting." "He was playing when I...