"I guess I'll start as I often do with a story," Rob Pelinka began on Tuesday. The new Lakers GM introduced new Laker Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, he who was renounced by the Pistons in favor of keeping room for Avery Bradley long-term and signed a one-year deal with L.A., he who is repped by LeBron James' agent, and he who signed a tidy one-year, $18 million deal to join the team. This was (according to Drew Garrison of SB Nation).