Send a comp pair of ZO2 Primes, the signature sneaker of Los Angeles Lakers guard Lonzo Ball, you know, just in case you might have access to such things. LaVar Ball couldn't manage to do that, so let's start there in the mind-numbingly stupid war of words between he, the outspoken, egomaniacal family businessman and reality television star, and Donald Trump, the outspoken, egomaniacal family businessman and reality television star. Trump said he spoke to Chinese president Xi Jinping about getting LiAngelo Ball and two UCLA teammates, Jalen Hill and Cody Riley, out of China last week after the three were arrested for shoplifting at a mall in Hangzhou, China.