Retiring Two Jerseys for One Man Is Ridiculous... Unless That Man Is Kobe Bryant

The Lakers are going to retire both of Kobe Bryant's numbers, according to ESPN, and the outrage is that they are stopping there. Along with 8 and 24, the Lakers should retire 81, 60 and 5 for him, then hang all the numbers on one side of the arena, away from the others, and find some way to get the numbers to challenge all the other Lakers' retired numbers to a pickup game. This is Kobe Bryant, unapologetic gunner, proud alpha male, self-proclaimed Black Mamba.